This seems like the young Oppo's dream floor plan.

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12/13/2018 at 21:13 • Filed to: Houses

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Bottom floor is all garage and shop. Also, separate driveway with carport. It’s the NKato Special™!

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https://www.redfin.com/WA/Mukilteo/1209-8th-Dr-98275/home/2467788?utm_source=android_share&utm_medium=share&utm_nooverride=1&utm_content=link


DISCUSSION (53)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:19

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Oh I do like that. Needs more retro 50s touches. Does it by chance have a tacky turquoise bathroom? Or pink? 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:20

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Is...is there a fire place in that garage? 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/13/2018 at 21:23

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Kind of looks it at least once was functional in the past , don’t it?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/13/2018 at 21:24

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No such luck, but it does have mustard cabinets and pink walls!


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:25

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10/10 would buy.

EDIT: I love the photos where it’s like, “look, you can almost  see the water!”


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/13/2018 at 21:25

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For when you have something Italian. Back it into he hearth and if it goes up in flames, the smoke will go out the chimney


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:27

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Saved for when I have money (I’ll bet never) and can build a house.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:30

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Fireplace = exhaust vent for dyno (not shown).


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:30

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Swoon 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
12/13/2018 at 21:37

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My house was advertised as having view of the Cascades. There was exactly one spot you could stand looking between two trees and see maybe a tip of snow on a perfectly clear day. I protested the claim.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:38

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Are you sure that isn’t one mine? It’s got just enough paint on the old cabinets and vanities to make me think “quick flip”!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
12/13/2018 at 21:44

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That’s totally not at all what I did when I sold my house :|


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:45

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I dig it.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:45

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*bookmarks*

I actually live 5 miles from Mukilteo. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NKato
12/13/2018 at 21:49

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I grew up in Mukilteo. Goat Trail area is a great neighborhood.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > NKato
12/13/2018 at 21:50

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*after reading the page* Half a million bucks? And built in ‘88? Yeah nah, I’ll wait for the floor to drop out of the market.

I’m not interested in being trapped in what would amount to a $3,000 monthly expense, and with interest that would destroy me.

Just no. 


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:53

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All that for only $529,000. It even has a car wash bay (yes, I am aware that’s not the original purpose of that carport on the side but to me it would be a shaded wash bay for detailing)!!!

That kitchen seems too narrow though.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/13/2018 at 21:53

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Probably just the structure to support the fireplace upstairs. Although, if maybe half the garage was a utility room in the past, that could have been where a furnace was hooked up. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NKato
12/13/2018 at 21:55

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I wasn’t suggesting you buy it, just that this basically fits the build you’ve been describing.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:55

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Can’t deny that, Mukilteo in general is a good town. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
12/13/2018 at 21:55

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1,400 sq ft can only get you so far.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 21:58

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I’d be fine in 1400 sq ft. The average houses around here are 1000-1200 sq ft for twice that price.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
12/13/2018 at 22:00

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I’d buy the house up above in a heartbeat (if I could afford a 529k home, that is). My last house was 886sqft. This would be like a mansion. PLUS BOTTOM FLOOR IS ALL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:01

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Miata, motorcycles and scooters in the garage. Loaded work truck in the (gated) carport. NSX and manual 540i wagon in the driveway....


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:05

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The living area is so spacious. I wish there were houses like that around here. I’d love a house that had an open living space like that. Even the vaulted ceilings look great.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
12/13/2018 at 22:05

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I like where this is going.

For me:
- 1UZ 4x4 Chinook in carport
- Sportly, longbed in garage bays
- another crappy Tercel perpendicular in back of garage
- work truck blocking bay 1 in driveway
- Vibe blocking bay 2


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:05

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I know. I should clone this house in a less financially-fucked market. 


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:08

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Congrats! You’re half my clientele.


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12/13/2018 at 22:09

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Hey be nice -- that was not inexpensive paint!


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:11

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That seems amazingly reasonable given the location.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:12

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This is pretty much what I'm looking for. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > someassemblyrequired
12/13/2018 at 22:13

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I agree. My broker says that 1- bath-only can be a real value killer.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:16

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Let's throw a depreciation-riddled LC500 in there! 


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:18

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Only 2 BD too which is probably not helpful.  But it does seem like the market is cooling off quite a bit.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:19

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Holy shit notifications are fucked!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
12/13/2018 at 22:22

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Man, I even looked up how much it would be to lease one. And I thought the GS-F was ball-busting.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
12/13/2018 at 22:22

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > someassemblyrequired
12/13/2018 at 22:27

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We got outbid on a home very similar to this, but it was a tri-level. 3oo more square feet, 2 baths, 2 beds, but the rooms were MASSIVE. Could easily be turned into 4 bedrooms.

This house seems stuck without an addition.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:36

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That is a surprisingly Australian 1970s kind of house. I was bought up in one not to dissimilar. And some country towns are full of them...


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 22:43

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Yeah I’d agree. I t looks like the lot is big enough that you’d have some options, but building stuff is expensive in the PNW .


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 23:02

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I like it.


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 23:08

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Young Oppo with some cash moneys


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 04:29

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My ex once had a house that could have been considered an Oppo special, and even though it was in a crap neighborhood there were times I wish we could have kept it. It started out as a cheap  3 bd/1 ba postwar place with a detached 2-car garage on a corner lot. Previous owners filled in the area between the garage and house making a large family room, and knocked out some walls to remove 1 bedroom and expand the kitchen and living room. Then they added another 2-car garage. 2 bedrooms with a 4-car garage, and it still had a decent yard. Perfect.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 04:36

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The biggest problem I’d have with this garage, is the same one I  have with my current garage. Ceiling height or the lack thereof. A proper lift is surely on most of our bucket lists and garage height is the limiting factor.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 05:26

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buy it!


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 05:43

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How the fuck does anyone afford a house where you are?  Or a down payment?  $300/sq ft is crazy. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 07:28

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Eh, our house is 1400 sq ft for a family of 5 and it’s plenty of room for us.

My garage on the other hand is seriously lacking.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
12/14/2018 at 10:05

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Here’s one for $333/sqft near me:

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Everett/712-33rd-St-98201/home/2740618?utm_source=android_share&utm_medium=share&utm_nooverride=1&utm_content=link

And once you get into Seattle... Hohhhh boy. Here’s one in North Seattle, nowhere near the water for $382/sqft.

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Seattle/14023-Interlake-Ave-N-98133/home/102539?utm_source=android_share&utm_medium=share&utm_nooverride=1&utm_content=link


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 11:31

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Nope. Functional utility issues. I’m not climbing stairs each and every time I come home. Especially with a load of groceries. Which is often with a constantly hungry 15 year old son. There was a house for sale near me, located on the river, with similar lower level garage. The listing Realtor said it really hurt its market appeal.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 12:03

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Jesus that is beautiful and far too expensive  


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 22:24

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Biggest regret of my life was not being independently wealthy and buying up real estate in Seattle,  Portland, Phoenix, Las Vegas, and San Fran in 2009. 


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/14/2018 at 22:26

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Also, like, houses in Hawaii don’t cost that much. Just move to Hawaii. Where there’s sun and warm. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
12/14/2018 at 22:30

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Yeah, I also think I should bought something -- anything -- when I got out of college, even though I had no money.